10 2 / 2013

Love Maury..

(Source: drenasty123, via humortrain)

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15 1 / 2013

Maury is the best.

Maury is the best.

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09 1 / 2013

George.

George.

(via cartasdebaunilha)

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08 1 / 2013

Where is my money?

Why is even more money being taken out of my already sad check. Son of a bitch. I’m so tired of this shit. I work so fucking hard and to just have even more of my money taken out of my check is bullshit.

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01 1 / 2013

erdbeertorte: Zazu’s a scumbag..

erdbeertorte:

Zazu’s a scumbag..

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31 12 / 2012

tasteslikeburning: Yep. Best picture ever.

tasteslikeburning:

Yep.

Best picture ever.

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31 12 / 2012

realitytvgifs:

My thoughts on Kim Kardashian announcing her pregnancy.

Hah

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24 12 / 2012

"It’s Christmas Eve.. My coworkers should have showered … To smell like ass first thing in the morning is unsettling."

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19 12 / 2012

This is how I feel about Christmas

Loved the Carlton dance.

(Source: femburton, via amalgamads)

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18 12 / 2012

Gross.

I go from work straight to classes, I needed to pee, I finally gave in and went into the college bathroom.. There is shit in the wall. Really? How do you shit on a wall? What is in your diet that would literally shoot out of your ass and onto the wall?..

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